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Two and a Half Men

7.4 IMDb tt0369179 2003 Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Jon Cryer

Conchata Ferrell

Pilot

Pilot 23m Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move…

Big Flappy Bastards

Big Flappy Bastards 21m Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house.…

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 21m Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a…

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 21m Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to…

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 19m Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 21m The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's…

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 21m Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks…

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful 19m Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual…

Phase One, Complete

Phase One, Complete 21m Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into…

Merry Thanksgiving

Merry Thanksgiving 21m Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and…

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 20m When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he…

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Camel Filters and Pheromones 21m Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious…

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Sarah Like Puny Alan 20m Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two…

I Can't Afford Hyenas

I Can't Afford Hyenas 21m Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come…

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 21m Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family…

That Was Saliva, Alan

That Was Saliva, Alan 21m Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan…

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 20m Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the…

An Old Flame with a New Wick

An Old Flame with a New Wick 21m Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 19m Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile,…

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 21m Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a…

No Sniffing, No Wowing

No Sniffing, No Wowing 21m Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult…

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 21m When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following…

Just Like Buffalo

Just Like Buffalo 21m When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith…

Can You Feel My Finger?

Can You Feel My Finger? 21m Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big…

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