Impaler

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey threw himself into the race for Minnesota governor on January 13, 2006. His "coming out" to the media as a Hecate Witch, Satanic Dark Priest and Sanguinary Vampire grabbed international attention, and his candidacy marked the beginning of the largest amount of media coverage ever given to an unknown third party candidate running for governor in American history.

Cast

Tucker Carlson

Julie Sharkey Carpenter

Brian Dickson

Tina Fey

Lourdes Flash

Paul Hale

Juliet Huddy

Mike Jerrick